Post by Van Plexico on Jan 7, 2006 10:02:42 GMT -5
So I was thinking about Spider-Woman's implants (go figure), and a couple of things keep occurring to me. No, not those two things. Well, okay, them too-- but, as I was saying:
1. Why?
2. Whose idea was it?
First, why. It's not exactly like she needed them, to begin with-- unless she were going into porn, or feature stripping. Then again, she is a female super hero appearing in modern comics, which isn't all that different, I guess.
Still, I find the whole thing oddly fascinating. If it had been, say, Jan doing it... yeah, she has the money to engage in a random upsizing augmentation, and has always been drawn as slender, so you could see why she might reasonably want to, if the mood struck her. But... Jessica?! Again, oddly fascinating...
Second, was it her idea to get them, or Hydra's?
I can't imagine why Hydra would want her to do it. Okay, well, actually, I can-- see below. But, going by the look on her face, on the table, it surely doesn't appear as if it were her idea. Or, at least, it looks like she's wishing someone other than Doc Hydra there was performing the operation. But then, why would she ask them to do it in the first place, knowing a Hydra doctor would be doing it?? So we're back where we started-- it must have been Hydra's idea!
So now I'm trying to imagine the scene where the Hydra doctor tells her, "Yes, Jessica, we think we can give you back your powers-- but first, you have to be fitted for DD-sized breast implants. I'm sure I don't need to tell you how critical that will be to the overall process. Plus, the other Hydra agents all think it would be a good idea, for morale purposes."
Oddly, oddly fascinating. Or maybe it's just me. Yeah, probably...
1. Why?
2. Whose idea was it?
First, why. It's not exactly like she needed them, to begin with-- unless she were going into porn, or feature stripping. Then again, she is a female super hero appearing in modern comics, which isn't all that different, I guess.
Still, I find the whole thing oddly fascinating. If it had been, say, Jan doing it... yeah, she has the money to engage in a random upsizing augmentation, and has always been drawn as slender, so you could see why she might reasonably want to, if the mood struck her. But... Jessica?! Again, oddly fascinating...
Second, was it her idea to get them, or Hydra's?
I can't imagine why Hydra would want her to do it. Okay, well, actually, I can-- see below. But, going by the look on her face, on the table, it surely doesn't appear as if it were her idea. Or, at least, it looks like she's wishing someone other than Doc Hydra there was performing the operation. But then, why would she ask them to do it in the first place, knowing a Hydra doctor would be doing it?? So we're back where we started-- it must have been Hydra's idea!
So now I'm trying to imagine the scene where the Hydra doctor tells her, "Yes, Jessica, we think we can give you back your powers-- but first, you have to be fitted for DD-sized breast implants. I'm sure I don't need to tell you how critical that will be to the overall process. Plus, the other Hydra agents all think it would be a good idea, for morale purposes."
Oddly, oddly fascinating. Or maybe it's just me. Yeah, probably...
