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Post by balok on Apr 16, 2007 19:36:36 GMT -5
No, that's a bad idea, he's just take over that planet by means of re-writing all of their leaders. Then he would come back to earth an wreak havok on all of us be releasing the full power of his unending ninja hordes. The Marvel Comics Event of of 2009! Bland Battle Bendis, featuring ninjas! See: The awesome power of Bendis! walk the earth again! With ninjas. Hear: the mighty footsteps of Bendis! crush all before him into the ground (but you won't hear his ninja friends, 'cause they're super sneaky!) Smell: a man trapped in a spaceship with only ninjas for companionship for more than a year (wait - that one might not be a selling point) Taste: what Marvel lost, and then found, and now will lose again! Feel: your skin crawl and your wallet lighten. There's something for EVERY SENSE in 2009's EPIC EVENT, Bland Battle Bendis! Now with ninjas.
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Post by Doctor Bong on Apr 17, 2007 14:42:55 GMT -5
You know, unfortunately, I believe in my heart of hearts that if Bendis would write it himself many people WOULD buy it & hail it as a masterpiece...
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Post by Tana Nile on Apr 17, 2007 15:01:16 GMT -5
Has anyone noticed the irony of Bendis being the writer on Halo? You know, the best-selling shooter, action-packed game? It will take Master Chief three issues to even pull out a gun!
Congrats to Balok on achieving Founding status! You definitely deserve it!
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Post by Doctor Bong on Apr 17, 2007 15:23:46 GMT -5
You know, unfortunately, I believe in my heart of hearts that if Bendis would write it himself many people WOULD buy it & hail it as a masterpiece... Bendis is the Big Mac of comics: not a lot of quality there & if you consume him in great amounts harmful for your health, but undeniably popular & a huge moneymaker...
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Post by balok on Apr 17, 2007 17:45:49 GMT -5
Bendis is the Big Mac of comics: not a lot of quality there & if you consume him in great amounts harmful for your health, but undeniably popular & a huge moneymaker... Then we need Morgan Spurlock to make a documentary film about nu-Marvel!
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