Better than BENDIS!

[Adrian J. Watts]

Posted on the RACMU (rec.arts.comics.marvel.universe) newsgroup by Magnus, Robot Fighter:

New Avengers #44: "While still assembling his team Captain America
discovers a frozen Godzilla. After thawing him out they fight Red Ronin
together.... emerging triumphant The Avengers debate keeping him on the
team"

Iron Man: "Steve..."
Cap: "Look Tony...."
Iron Man: "Steve..."
Cap: "Don't start Tony..."
Iron Man: "This whole Red Ronin business..."
Ronin: "What?"
Spidey: "No. Red Ronin..."
Ronin: "Did you say something?"
Spidey (Lifts mask) "No. Red Ronin..."
Ronin: "What?"

(Meanwhile Godzilla reads a paper in another room)

Iron Man: "Steve. Don't you see! Finding Godzilla...it was meant to be!
Like when we found Wolverine..!"
Wolverine: "What?"
Cap: "....the hell. I thought finding Wolverine was like finding me.
Iron Man: "It was"
Cap: "But you said Godzilla was like finding Wolverine"
Iron Man: "It is."
Cap: "Soooo...finding Godzilla was like finding me?"
Iron Man:"Yes."
Cap: "The hell."
Luke: "d**n."

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Even people who try to suck in order to make fun of BENDIS! are still better than him.

- Adrian

[bobc]

Yeah Bendis' dialogue is as if you took a good script, put it into a paper shredder, and then pasted the pieces on a page in no particular order. It's one of the many reasons I stopped buying New Avengers

[rodd k]

Hey, where did U get this from, rec.arts.comics.marvel.universe, because this really funny as hell.

[Black Knight]

THat is exactly how I see Bendis's writing.

I may like it here.

[Recliner of Rage]

me too

[bobc]

Hee hee! Bashing Bendis is FUN!!!

I was just cleaning out a closet and came across the first few New Avengers--at the time they came out I was anything but amused, but now I'm laughing out loud!!

I swear to GOD there are like thirty frames of Captain America pouting, with his little wings drooping as if to underscore his sadness--LOL!!! Okay bendis! We got it! Cap is sad!! LOL! And the whole Dr Strange thing, where he babbles gibberish for page after page and then just bellows "CHAOS MAGIC--THERE IS NO SUCH THING!!!!" as the Avengers stare like braindead zombies!!

This book is as deep as a wading pool